Thursday, August 24, 2006


Well, the results are in: Pluto is no longer considered a planet. Based on new planetary criteria, it didn't make the cut.

But fear not, fellow astronomers, Earth is still balanced with eight neighbors! According to the redefinition of the solar system, the replacement planet is Karl Rove's big smug melon.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Who Do You Think You're Kidding, Humphrey?

Humphrey the Bear is one of my favorite cartoons...evah! The song from "In The Bag" is one of those songs that never strays far from my conscious, uh, mind.

Of course, I found it on YouTube. It's also available on the Disney Treasures DVD, Disney Rarities. Which comes in a collector's tin. Which I think is fantastic.


Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Goliath Takes One in the Groan! Archie Bunker would say. The Beaverton City Council voted unanimously against allowing Wal-Mart to build their Crapatorium in Cedar Mill.

I like to think it had a lot to do with my scathing indictment of those fascist pigs (see article below).

Although it had nothing to do with that.

Anyway...f- you, jackoffs (at least until Wal-Mart appeals -- blah!)!