Monday, July 28, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Get Your War On!

Now that it's animated, could it possibly be funnier? Huh? HUH? Ah ha ha ha ha!

Get Your War On!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Stop Being So Stupid, My Fellow Citizens

A vote for McCain (who represents what the rest of the world hates most about the United States) is a nail in this country's coffin.

I'm not saying Obama's the best answer either, but without hesitation, I believe he is the better answer. There are these UNBELIEVABLE media reports coming out about how Obama should worry about being perceived as too chummy with foreign countries, because it might turn off certain American voters. Yeah, we wouldn't want to not start another fucking war!

Jesus Christ, to think that the fate of this country may lay in the hands of a bunch of ignorant rednecks (from coast to coast and border to border (regionalism is a myth)! You know, the kind of dummies who think Islam is a country (and Czechoslovakia is still a country...)

Wake up, you winners! Isolationism is an anachronism. It is a weakness. A cowardice! Embrace the world.

Or it will engulf you.

Monday, July 14, 2008

My Funeral Song

It's not quite as cathartic as Qner's, but it's what I've always wanted (this and the slow version of "The Odd Couple" theme).

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

God Don't Like It

Loudon Wainwright performing "Jesse Don't Like It" in 1989 (videotaped off a TV). Jesse Helms, former North Carolina senator, and all-around prick, died on July 4. Racist, pro-censorship, anti-NEA, etc., etc.

He had that unbearable, high-pitched southern creak of a voice, like an unoiled gate. he's being remembered fondly, somehow. Fuck him. He fought against progress, evolution, and minding yr own fucking business. Farewell, croaker!

I think i heard this song on Stern years ago, i feel. I have a cassette of it somewhere, I taped off the radio.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

The Thing What Lurked in the Tub

A cartoon they used to run on Night Flight. I'm having a real night Flight jones today. An important program in my development as a weirdo.