Well, the results are in: Pluto is no longer considered a planet. Based on new planetary criteria, it didn't make the cut.
But fear not, fellow astronomers, Earth is still balanced with eight neighbors! According to the redefinition of the solar system, the replacement planet is Karl Rove's big smug melon.
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This whole "new" planet criteria smells like a conspiracy. Do you know how much MONEY will be made by publishers for new updated school books alone?
Gotta go now - must by stock in scholastic books....
I'm still routing for Xena to be a planet!
Our kidlet is already programed wrong! Damn Disney and their cartoons....teaching preschoolers potentially obsolete information!
Hmmm....maybe Pottery Barn Kids will have their solar system mobiles on clearance.....
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