Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Anchorage by Michelle Shocked
Hey, I'm back! With something enlightening to say? No, just a video. I forgot about this song until today (and now I've forgotten why I remembered it -- something on the internets, certainly...)
Strangely, this song never occurred to me during the last election. Just listen.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
If for One Certain Moment in History I Was God in the Judeo-Christian System 1.0
This was rejected by the Long island Catholic.
Irene and I were discussing siblings vs. friends, or something, and I said Jesus didn’t have any family.
Irene: What about Mary & Joseph? Or God – the ultimate father! You know, He so loved the world, He had His Son die on the cross to show us.
Me: Yeah, thanks, Pop! Listen, sure, that was good, but if I were God, I would have sent a musical card.
I: What?
M: Like, here’s how much I love you, and mail everyone a musical card, maybe with the Theme from Love Story playing.
I: Love is never having to say you’re sorry.
M: Exactly. This is two thousand years ago – you get a card like that and, number one, you don’t know that song, even the structure is unfamiliar; and 2, where’s the music coming from? Everyone’s standing around like, what’s going on?
What is that, a chip? maybe someone asks.
No, jumps in an apothecarist, it’s a miracle is what it is! See how good the Lord is!
Jesus, have you seen what the Lord has given us?
Jesus says, I like it, wiping his brow.
Years later, he opens up a Saturn dealership.
Irene and I were discussing siblings vs. friends, or something, and I said Jesus didn’t have any family.
Irene: What about Mary & Joseph? Or God – the ultimate father! You know, He so loved the world, He had His Son die on the cross to show us.
Me: Yeah, thanks, Pop! Listen, sure, that was good, but if I were God, I would have sent a musical card.
I: What?
M: Like, here’s how much I love you, and mail everyone a musical card, maybe with the Theme from Love Story playing.
I: Love is never having to say you’re sorry.
M: Exactly. This is two thousand years ago – you get a card like that and, number one, you don’t know that song, even the structure is unfamiliar; and 2, where’s the music coming from? Everyone’s standing around like, what’s going on?
What is that, a chip? maybe someone asks.
No, jumps in an apothecarist, it’s a miracle is what it is! See how good the Lord is!
Jesus, have you seen what the Lord has given us?
Jesus says, I like it, wiping his brow.
Years later, he opens up a Saturn dealership.
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