This was rejected by the Long island Catholic.Irene and I were discussing siblings vs. friends, or something, and I said Jesus didn’t have any family.
Irene: What about Mary & Joseph? Or God – the ultimate father! You know, He so loved the world, He had His Son die on the cross to show us.
Me: Yeah, thanks, Pop! Listen, sure, that was good, but if I were God, I would have sent a musical card.
I: What?
M: Like, here’s how much I love you, and mail everyone a musical card, maybe with the Theme from Love Story playing.
I: Love is never having to say you’re sorry.
M: Exactly. This is two thousand years ago – you get a card like that and, number one, you don’t know that song, even the structure is unfamiliar; and 2, where’s the music coming from? Everyone’s standing around like, what’s going on?
What is that, a chip? maybe someone asks.
No, jumps in an apothecarist, it’s a miracle is what it is! See how good the Lord is!
Jesus, have you seen what the Lord has given us?
Jesus says, I like it, wiping his brow.
Years later, he opens up a Saturn dealership.
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