Have you ever smoked?
Just a Sherlock Holmes pipe, and only when I was a baby
Do you own a gun?
I have a tank, which is a gun on wheels, so yes.
What flavor of Kool-Aid was your favorite?
Coffee
Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, but I got nervous when I heard they were canceling “St. Elsewhere”
What do you think of hot dogs?
I’m not impressed – they think they’re so hot!
Favorite Holiday Movie?
“A Tree Grows in Brooklyn ” – Arbor Day is my favorite holiday.
Favorite thing to drink in the morning?
Warm toothpaste.
What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring
Do you have A.D.D?
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons? No.
What trait do you hate about yourself?
I guess that I’m a prefectionist.
Name 3 thoughts this exact moment:
Bananas are fun. I can’t add numbers in the mirror. Yawn, yawn!
What do you read in the bathroom?
Trilogies.
Current worry?
Time stopping at 3:08 and I’m stuck at work.
Favorite place to be?
On the moon. In all that fresh water.
How did you bring in the New Year?
On a little red wagon.
Where would you like to go?
Bed
What color shirt are you wearing?
Yellow. I look like a lemon.
Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
That depends who sat on them.
Can you whistle?
Only at work.
Favorite color?
Satin
Would you be a pirate?
Aye, and would ye?
What songs do you sing in the shower?
Anything from the Joe Raposo songbook.
Favorite girl's name?
Jocinda
Favorite boy's name?
Caligula
What's in your pocket right now?
Sunshine
Last thing that made you laugh?
A wedding picture of 2 guys I work with.
What vehicle do you drive?
Aforementioned tank
Worst injury you've ever had?
Hockey stick head injury. The blood!
What is the best memory as a child?
Sitting on Gepetto’s knee.
Do you have any pets?
Those cats!
Does someone have a crush on you?
I should think so!
Your favorite books?
Presently, City Life by Donald Barthelme
Favorite sports team?
None.
What song do you want played at your funeral?
The theme from “Taxi”
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