Sunday, March 27, 2011

Interview #1: 34 Odd Things About Me

In the fall of 2009, I was interviewed by the Internets.

Have you ever smoked?
Just a Sherlock Holmes pipe, and only when I was a baby

Do you own a gun?
I have a tank, which is a gun on wheels, so yes.

What flavor of Kool-Aid was your favorite?

Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, but I got nervous when I heard they were canceling “St. Elsewhere”

What do you think of hot dogs?
I’m not impressed – they think they’re so hot!

Favorite Holiday Movie?
“A Tree Grows in Brooklyn ” – Arbor Day is my favorite holiday.

Favorite thing to drink in the morning?
Warm toothpaste.

What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring

Do you have A.D.D?
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons? No.

What trait do you hate about yourself?
I guess that I’m a prefectionist.

Name 3 thoughts this exact moment:
Bananas are fun. I can’t add numbers in the mirror. Yawn, yawn!

What do you read in the bathroom?

Current worry?
Time stopping at 3:08 and I’m stuck at work.

Favorite place to be?
On the moon. In all that fresh water.

How did you bring in the New Year?
On a little red wagon.

Where would you like to go?

What color shirt are you wearing?
Yellow. I look like a lemon.

Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
That depends who sat on them.

Can you whistle?
Only at work.

Favorite color?

Would you be a pirate?
Aye, and would ye?

What songs do you sing in the shower?
Anything from the Joe Raposo songbook.

Favorite girl's name?

Favorite boy's name?

What's in your pocket right now?

Last thing that made you laugh?
A wedding picture of 2 guys I work with.

What vehicle do you drive?
Aforementioned tank

Worst injury you've ever had?
Hockey stick head injury. The blood!

What is the best memory as a child?
Sitting on Gepetto’s knee.

Do you have any pets?
Those cats!

Does someone have a crush on you?
I should think so!

Your favorite books?
Presently, City Life by Donald Barthelme

Favorite sports team?

What song do you want played at your funeral?
The theme from “Taxi”

The interview never appeared.