Firsts of the First

These are my firsts for this new year:

First breakfast: Buttered roll (Smart Balance, actually, not butter)
First album listened to: Don't Tell a Soul by The Replacements (listened to in the car on my way to buying rolls)
First Record Store visited: Everyday Music (of course it was open!)
Cost of First Tank of Gas: $16.03
First Items Purchased: Starting From San Francisco by Lawrence Ferlinghetti and email to the universe by Robert Anton Wilson (who knew he had a new book out?)
First lunch: A slice of Pizza from Pizzicato (it's a gourmet pizza)
First beer of the new year: Guinness (I'm drinking one now!)
First TV show watched: Something on Free Speech TV on public access with Chomsky and others about the militarization of space (Happy friggin' New Year!)
First T-Shirt worn: My Woody Woodpecker shirt. Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!
My first Jackie Martling Exclamation: "Oh YEAH!" at 10:35pm.

Expect more of the same this year. But with more determination and less tolerance of fools and tyrants.