Electric Razors, Beard Trimmers and Personal Groomers worldwide were warned today of the hazards of facial hair. "Beards cause battery corrosion!" echoed throughout lavatories on both sides of the Atlantic.
Says Groomer, an electric razor from East London, England, "Me 'charm and flattery' went all wonky when that bloke's roughage hit me blades!"
That's his battery, he's saying.
The Union of Follicle Eradicators (UFE) ordered a general strike against all forms of shaving, including sideburns, chests and backs.
Stubbly and whiskered gents were said to be in talks with union organizers this evening at Page Barbershop on Long Island, NY.
Says Groomer, an electric razor from East London, England, "Me 'charm and flattery' went all wonky when that bloke's roughage hit me blades!"
That's his battery, he's saying.
The Union of Follicle Eradicators (UFE) ordered a general strike against all forms of shaving, including sideburns, chests and backs.
Stubbly and whiskered gents were said to be in talks with union organizers this evening at Page Barbershop on Long Island, NY.
"Groomer"
1 comment:
personally, I'm buying stock in NAIR.
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