Let There Be Slack!

What better time than the Past, which is a lot like Now and even more like Later for the teachings of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to save you from your Conspiracy-soaked life? What else but the Church of the Subgenius can restore all that was not what it is now?

It's too late for Them, not You! Read about the High Weirdness Project, a modern re-telling of the "High Weirdness By Mail" Revolution begun by Rev. Ivan Stang in the 80's. Touted as "an interactive encyclopedia of the Differently-Saned," this site may be for you. I know most of you and I always assumed you were "INsane" but now I see that this is not the case.

Recall the slogan of the Subgenii: "Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

You KNOW who They are. You understand the Conspiracy. The Pinks and the Glorps are at the gate!

Regain your SLACK! SYNC UP! THE SUBGENIUS MUST HAVE SLACK!