Last night at the feeb's and Lucy Starcrest's house, the feeb was skimming throught the latest issue of the rock snob's missalette, Mojo, when he came across the cover story, an interview with Kate Bush, who after 12 years of public silence has released a new album. I expressed my known gentle lust for the author of "Hounds of Love." Later, Lucy Starcrest flipped through the magazine and flashed a photo of Deborah Harry circa 1980. Real nice.The feeb remarked, "How'd you like to be in that sandwich."
"Yes, " I replied, "I'd like to be the meat in that Harry-Bush."
We laughed til there was no sound.
6 comments:
Yeah, Tom Baker -- that's rough. But Cleese? Given a different appetites, I might go for him...
oh, debbie harry. nothing better than her soft porn, "i just gobbled a handful of ludes" look in the "heart of glass" video.
you know who else i like is that samantha fox.
Meat. Harry-Bush. Beavis would be proud, you magnificent, bawdy bastard.
And, Feebs, Sam Fox is not as hot as you recall. Trust me.
i've got a "penthouse" that proves you wrong, psaur.
What's wrong with Tom Baker or John Cleese? (Well, maybe 30 years ago they weren't so bad.)
Me? When I was a-growin's up, I wanted to be Debbie Harry or Kate Bush. (Sad to say, Kate's only a year older than I am, so what the eff kinda drugs was I on?!?)
Anyway, huh? Yeah. Tom Baker. Dig the scarf, dudes. You wanna get chicks? Get yourself a Tardis and a damn long scarf. Them's the stuff of MAGIC for the ladies! S'true.
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