Friday, November 04, 2005

Mi Vida in the Bush of Ghosts

Hugo Chavez, Stinky to Bush's Lou Costello, is currently participating in the Summit of the Americas conference in Argentina where he will cross paths with, if not specifically meet, President Bush.

Mr. Chavez has repeatedly accused the Bush administration of trying to assassinate him and invade his oil-producing country. He is using the summit meeting to protest the administration's free trade message and to attempt a showdown with Mr. Bush.

Recently, Chavez, who has called Bush a "jerk", joked to reporters that he may give the US leader a scare at the Summit.

"I have something in mind," Chavez said. "I will walk to him very quietly and say 'boo.'"


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is Hugo Chavez so sensitive. I think he's just paranoid, I mean, Bush doesn't have a history of invading oil producing countries or killing or assass...

Oh. Now I get it. Forgive us Hugo for we know not what we're doing.

Signed,
An America Homeland (sigh) Resident

psaur said...

And then the Secret Service will have no choice but to take him out. Mission accomplished! Did Pat Robertson suggest that little prank to him?